would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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