and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
my god I love twenty year old dicks
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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