Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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