would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My bed smells like the plague
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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