Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Two words: nipple clamps
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