She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Are my feet made of real feet?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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