Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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