guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
there's paper in my vomit.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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