are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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