i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
