OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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