brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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