I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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