You're completely useless in the revolution.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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