dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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