i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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