He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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