Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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