if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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