I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.