So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it