Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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