I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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