whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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