Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode