I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.