TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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