help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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