its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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