That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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