you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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