Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This house was built for laser tag.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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