Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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