Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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