"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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