I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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