remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
wow bdsm is so cute
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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