So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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