I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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