3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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