Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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