Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Small penises have feelings too.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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