Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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