Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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