I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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