I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
