It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The adults are the big ones right?
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