I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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