so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
no. you can't hotbox the world.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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