My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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