discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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