I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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