she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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