with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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