Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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