Kiss
Puke
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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