he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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