dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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